Yamhogmid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful ferret.

Yamhogmid created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yamhogmid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yamhogmid, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yamhogmid's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yamhogmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed apples to cats while wearing hats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Yamhogmid loves manatees, so they must be honoured.