Padtalbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited guinea pig.

Padtalbaf created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Padtalbaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padtalbaf, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Padtalbaf's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Padtalbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.