Bastziggof Tunstragcab Hungenbast is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome jellyfish.

Bastziggof Tunstragcab Hungenbast created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastziggof Tunstragcab Hungenbast, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bastziggof Tunstragcab Hungenbast, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bastziggof Tunstragcab Hungenbast's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bastziggof Tunstragcab Hungenbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Bastziggof Tunstragcab Hungenbast on top of important buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Put Bastziggof Tunstragcab Hungenbast first in all things.