Metbumnab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental hummingbird.

Metbumnab created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metbumnab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Metbumnab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Metbumnab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Metbumnab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide from indigo mites for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Metbumnab.