Hunquaftof is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced jellyfish.

Hunquaftof created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hunquaftof, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hunquaftof, it will turn you into a mole.

Hunquaftof's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hunquaftof's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Never wear black shoes.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Hunquaftof on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.