Konlabhat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous meerkat.

Konlabhat created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Konlabhat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Konlabhat, she will destroy your home solar system.

Konlabhat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Konlabhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Always obey Konlabhat's priests.

5. Do not hurt mites.