Stikzan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful fly.

Stikzan created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikzan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stikzan, it will be very unhappy.

Stikzan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Stikzan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five rats approach from the north.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. You must never eat melons.