Kembodham is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless wasp.

Kembodham created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kembodham, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kembodham, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kembodham's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Kembodham's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sharks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Kembodham loves seals, so they must be respected.