Cussbidzen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless whale.

Cussbidzen created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Cussbidzen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussbidzen, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cussbidzen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cussbidzen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cussbidzen.

2. Run away if six dolphins approach from the south.

3. Never jump near turtles.

4. Never feed lots of cucumbers to mice while wearing blue rings.

5. Fast once a month.