Rigjarnnadlat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm snake.

Rigjarnnadlat created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigjarnnadlat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rigjarnnadlat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rigjarnnadlat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Rigjarnnadlat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear green hats.

5. Never write about black holes.