Dunbonkomt is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet hare.

Dunbonkomt created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbonkomt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dunbonkomt, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dunbonkomt's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dunbonkomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never think about dark energy near sharks while wearing indigo rings and balancing five silver spheres on your arms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always stare at clouds.