Weeyik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing snail.

Weeyik created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeyik, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weeyik, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Weeyik's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Weeyik's Holy Commandments

1. Weeyik loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Weeyik in the centre of the settlement.