Bignul Artbabham Tafflisrullcimdumnarflanlag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome cat.

Bignul Artbabham Tafflisrullcimdumnarflanlag created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bignul Artbabham Tafflisrullcimdumnarflanlag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bignul Artbabham Tafflisrullcimdumnarflanlag, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bignul Artbabham Tafflisrullcimdumnarflanlag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bignul Artbabham Tafflisrullcimdumnarflanlag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Run away if nine doves approach from the east.

4. Bignul Artbabham Tafflisrullcimdumnarflanlag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.