Himlopbif is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, staggering yak.

Himlopbif created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Himlopbif, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Himlopbif, she will send you a sign.

Himlopbif's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Himlopbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Retreat if four great tits approach from the west.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing gray hats and balancing five silicon spheres on your neck.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.