Fetkadtab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet raven.

Fetkadtab created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Fetkadtab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fetkadtab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fetkadtab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fetkadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fetkadtab's priests.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fetkadtab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.