Soghassug is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent jellyfish.

Soghassug created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Soghassug, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Soghassug, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Soghassug's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Soghassug's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never sing in the presence of frogs.