Fobkabwad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish wolf.

Fobkabwad created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fobkabwad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fobkabwad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fobkabwad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fobkabwad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fobkabwad.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not hurt snails.