Kabfabsis is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying dog.

Kabfabsis created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kabfabsis, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kabfabsis, it will not care at all.

Kabfabsis' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kabfabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near tortoises while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing five silver spheres on your face.

2. Kabfabsis loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Put Kabfabsis first in all things.