Appcanhugzagbagcum is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair giraffe.

Appcanhugzagbagcum created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appcanhugzagbagcum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Appcanhugzagbagcum, she will turn you into a snail.

Appcanhugzagbagcum's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Appcanhugzagbagcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never paint your chest violet.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never look in ponds.