Gigkimpan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, deceitful dragon.

Gigkimpan created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigkimpan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gigkimpan, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gigkimpan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gigkimpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Gigkimpan loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.