Sisransomrowcuss Dumminlog Kimyognartbuszig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome hippopotamus.

Sisransomrowcuss Dumminlog Kimyognartbuszig created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisransomrowcuss Dumminlog Kimyognartbuszig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sisransomrowcuss Dumminlog Kimyognartbuszig, he will curse you with boils.

Sisransomrowcuss Dumminlog Kimyognartbuszig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sisransomrowcuss Dumminlog Kimyognartbuszig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisransomrowcuss Dumminlog Kimyognartbuszig.

4. Never paint your legs white.

5. You must never eat coconuts.