Witjignill is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced fairy.

Witjignill created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witjignill, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Witjignill, she will be mildly annoyed.

Witjignill's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Witjignill's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Witjignill.