Wan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited finch.

Wan created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wan's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the south.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never run near swans.

5. Never talk about gravity.