Pagzanged is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, stupid toad.

Pagzanged created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagzanged, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pagzanged, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pagzanged's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pagzanged's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pagzanged.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pagzanged.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide if five shrews approach from the east.