Larpmotratvon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, astonishing hare.

Larpmotratvon created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Larpmotratvon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Larpmotratvon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Larpmotratvon's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Larpmotratvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Never sing near frogs.

5. Do not commit murder.