Fom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous centaur.

Fom created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fom, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fom's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. You must pray to Fom eight times a day.

3. Run away from mauve sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear black boots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.