Sigbapmit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong snail.

Sigbapmit created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigbapmit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigbapmit, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sigbapmit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sigbapmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Respect your elders.