Yikmabyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless toad.

Yikmabyarp created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Yikmabyarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yikmabyarp, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yikmabyarp's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Yikmabyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Always wear red.