Gofpopjin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced walrus.

Gofpopjin created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofpopjin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gofpopjin, he will not care.

Gofpopjin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gofpopjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never wear blue rings.