Popbaffon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy naga.

Popbaffon created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Popbaffon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Popbaffon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Popbaffon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Popbaffon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.