Bugbestsak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental raccoon.

Bugbestsak created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbestsak, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bugbestsak, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bugbestsak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bugbestsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.