Rencatpark is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, ruthless gnu.

Rencatpark created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rencatpark, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rencatpark, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rencatpark's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rencatpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Rencatpark on top of important buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always obey Rencatpark's priests.