Xemvagflis is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, wise cat.

Xemvagflis created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemvagflis, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xemvagflis, she will not care.

Xemvagflis' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Xemvagflis' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xemvagflis.

2. Hide from brown badgers for they are unholy.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.