Xenlagjarnren is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, narcissistic swan.

Xenlagjarnren created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Xenlagjarnren, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenlagjarnren, she will come to you in dreams.

Xenlagjarnren's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Xenlagjarnren's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink stockings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Xenlagjarnren in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never leap in the presence of horses.

5. Always look after injured ants.