Nuttarpwat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic shrew.

Nuttarpwat created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttarpwat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nuttarpwat, he will cry a lot.

Nuttarpwat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nuttarpwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Do not take Nuttarpwat's name in vain.