Gutfodhom is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring clam.

Gutfodhom created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutfodhom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gutfodhom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gutfodhom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gutfodhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Gutfodhom in the centre of the settlement.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Hide if four sharks approach from the north.