Pidlargpid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving walrus.

Pidlargpid created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pidlargpid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pidlargpid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pidlargpid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pidlargpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must love Pidlargpid.