Teenhabloopfosshunlist Cenquampid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying beaver.

Teenhabloopfosshunlist Cenquampid created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Teenhabloopfosshunlist Cenquampid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Teenhabloopfosshunlist Cenquampid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Teenhabloopfosshunlist Cenquampid's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Teenhabloopfosshunlist Cenquampid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Always wear white.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Teenhabloopfosshunlist Cenquampid loves cats, so they must be respected.