Veendonbid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating wren.

Veendonbid created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Veendonbid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Veendonbid, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Veendonbid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Veendonbid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not shave your neck.