Hot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful crab.

Hot created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hot, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hot loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Hide if five gulls approach from the west.

4. Never feed lots of grapes to ducks while wearing gray stockings.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing violet shoes and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.