Fablidyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful rhinoceros.

Fablidyatt created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fablidyatt, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fablidyatt, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fablidyatt's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fablidyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to cats while wearing indigo corsets.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Fablidyatt in the centre of the settlement.