Flanfunnell is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody dragonfly.

Flanfunnell created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanfunnell, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flanfunnell, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flanfunnell's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Flanfunnell's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six dogs approach from the west.

2. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Never prepare apples during winter.

5. Do not listen to music.