Dampanboss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong yak.

Dampanboss created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dampanboss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dampanboss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dampanboss' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dampanboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Worship no other gods but Dampanboss.