Fob is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking frog.

Fob created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Fob, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fob, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fob's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never paint your back red.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.