Madcibflat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong frog.

Madcibflat created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Madcibflat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Madcibflat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Madcibflat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Madcibflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never feed oranges to moths while wearing shorts.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.