Habcitceb is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid dragon.

Habcitceb created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habcitceb, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Habcitceb, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Habcitceb's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Habcitceb's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta doves for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Habcitceb in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing red ear rings and balancing six copper spheres on your neck.

5. Always wear purple.