Rulbonjap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient wasp.

Rulbonjap created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbonjap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rulbonjap, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rulbonjap's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rulbonjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always obey Rulbonjap's priests.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat bark.