Narttaptin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, quiet wren.

Narttaptin created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narttaptin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Narttaptin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Narttaptin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Narttaptin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narttaptin.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.