Timtadnurt Hencinzogzen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow fairy.

Timtadnurt Hencinzogzen created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timtadnurt Hencinzogzen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Timtadnurt Hencinzogzen, she will turn you into a snail.

Timtadnurt Hencinzogzen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Timtadnurt Hencinzogzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Never feed coconuts to snakes while wearing yellow skirts.

5. Always pray immersed in water.