Tintadarm is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind warg.

Tintadarm created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tintadarm, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tintadarm, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tintadarm's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tintadarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near mites.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Erect five gold sculptures of Tintadarm on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never mention hamsters.