Appjarnrak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing lion.

Appjarnrak created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Appjarnrak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Appjarnrak, he will destroy your home planet.

Appjarnrak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Appjarnrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Put Appjarnrak first in all things.

4. Appjarnrak loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about planets.